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Цепной дельфин пррта
Регистрация: 10.04.2007
Адрес: Белград
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Game Cafe "Samurai"
Последний раз редактировалось Майлз; 13.08.2023 в 17:26. |
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Eats. Shoots. Leaves
Регистрация: 21.06.2013
Адрес: Квартира с котом
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McDragon, фуллхд
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. -Why? - asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. -Well, I'm a panda, - he says, at the door. - Look it up. The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.' |
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