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Сообщение от M.i.c.h.a.n.
Как зайдешь внутрь не поднимайся,сиди внизу лестницы и слушай.
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сидел, ждал. Он молчал. А как хотя бы до первого пролёта, так сразу "Ты слишком близко подошёл, ищейка!"... 
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
-Why? - asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
-Well, I'm a panda, - he says, at the door. - Look it up.
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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