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exsercrat
Жесть! Прямь NTL-"там, где клён шумит". Но романтика-то ведь гаснет не во всех. И начинается всё не с первого поцелуя, а с первого раза, када "отошьют", потом второй, тертий, четвёртый и тада уж0 человек забивается в свой мир.
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
-Why? - asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
-Well, I'm a panda, - he says, at the door. - Look it up.
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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