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| VII.1. "Two Bit Hit" (Avery Carrington) |
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Avery: "Tommy, this is Donald Love. Donald, this here is Tommy Vercetti, the
latest gunslinger to come to these parts."

Donald: "Yeh...uh..."

Avery: "Donald, you just shut up and listen, and you might learn something.
Now, nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good
old-fashioned gang war - 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical
plague or something, but, that may be going too far in this case. You
getting this down, you four-eyed prick?"

"Now recently a Haitian gang lord died. Apparently the Cubans did it,
nobody's certain. But let's make them certain! You disguise yourself
as a Cuban hombre, and head on down to crash that funeral. Mix it up,
and then high tail it. You getting this down, Donald?"

"Well, that ought to put the coyote in the chicken coop, huh? And
then we'll just sit back, and watch the prices tumble."

##########[End of intro]##########

IGT: "Go get yourself some Cuban gang colors in Little Havana!"

+++[Get gang colors]+++

IGT: "Take out the Haitian Gang Lord at Romero's Funeral Parlor!"

+++[Drive on over to the Parlor and attack]+++

IGT: "Excellent! They've spotted you!"

+++[Kill the gang lord]+++

IGT: "Now get out of Little Haiti!"

##########[End of mission]##########

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"Fool! People have to WITNESS a Cuban doing the hit!"

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Avery: "Tommy, this is Donald Love. Donald, this here is Tommy Vercetti, the
latest gunslinger to come to these parts."

Donald: "Yeh...uh..."

Avery: "Donald, you just shut up and listen, and you might learn something.
Now, nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good
old-fashioned gang war - 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical
plague or something, but, that may be going too far in this case. You
getting this down, you four-eyed prick?"

"Now recently a gang lord died. You disguise yourself and head on down
to crash the funeral. Mix it up, and then high tail it. You getting
this down, Donald?"

"Well, that ought to put the coyote in the chicken coop, huh? And then
we'll just sit back, and watch the prices tumble."

##########[End of intro]##########

IGT: "Go get yourself some gang colors in Little Havana!"

+++[Get gang colors]+++

IGT: "Take out the Gang Lord at Romero's Funeral Parlor!"

+++[Drive on over to the Parlor and attack]+++

IGT: "Excellent! They've spotted you!"

+++[Kill the gang lord]+++

IGT: "Now get out of Little Haiti!"

##########[End of mission]##########

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"Fool! People have to WITNESS a gangmember doing the hit!"

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| VII.2. "Cannon Fodder" (Umberto Robina) |
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Tommy: "Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto.."

Papi: "No problema, Tommy."

+++[Umberto Robina runs in very upset]+++

Umberto: "Papi! Una grande problema!"

Papi: "Umberto my son, what happened?"

Umberto: "The Haitians! I hate these Haitians! They mess with me for the last
time!"

"These Hai - these Haitians! We take 'em out! Only we need some
backup. I lost a few hermanos already out there. Amigo, you drive
good!"

Tommy: "For a woman. Right?"

Umberto: "This is no time for joking! Come on, drive for me again! Take my
boys over there, and then we'll take these Haitians down! They mess
with me, they mess with the biggest boy in town!"

##########[End of intro]##########

IGT: "Get a car and pick up the Cubans from outside Robina's Cafe."

IGT: "Get a car and pick up the Cubans"

+++[Get car and drive over to pick up the Cubans]+++

Cuban (in car): "We gonna fight like men!"

IGT: "Go and drop the Cubans off at the fight."

IGT: "Little Haiti will be swarming with Haitians trying to even the score
with the Cubans. Watch your back."

+++[Drive over to the fight and exit car]+++

Rico: "Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! Stinking nest of Haitians,
we gonna kill 'em all! CHAAAAAARGE!"

IGT: "KILL ALL THE HAITIANS!!"

+++[Deal with first wave of enemies]+++

Rico: "Now, my brothers, CHAAARRRGGEE!!"

+++[Cubans get cut down by sniper]+++

Rico: "Sniper on the roof! They fight like girls! Take cover!"

"We need reinforcements from the cafe!"

+++[Reinforcements arrive]+++

Rico: "Take out that cowardly sniper!"

+++[Take out sniper]+++

IGT: "Finish off the rest of the Haitians so the Cubans can move forward."

+++[Deal with second wave of enemies]+++

Rico: "Fight like men with huge cojones!"

"Tommy, we have proved our manful bravery! Let us steal the van full of
drugs and make good our escape!"

+++[Steal van]+++

IGT: "Return to Robina's Cafe with the Van and park it round the back."

##########[End of mission]##########

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"Not enough room, man, you need a bigger car."
"You fool, we needed that car."

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Tommy: "Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto.."

Papi: "No problema, Tommy."

+++[Umberto Robina runs in very upset]+++

Umberto: "Papi! Una grande problema!"

Papi: "Umberto my son, what happened?"

Umberto: "Una grande problema..."

"They mess with me, they mess with me for the last time!"

Tommy: "What is your problem?"

Umberto: "We take 'em out! Only we need some backup. I lost a few hermanos
already out there. Amigo, you drive good!"

Tommy: "For a woman. Right?"

Umberto: "This is no time for joking! Come on, drive for me again! Amigo,
take my boys over there. They mess with me, they mess with the
biggest boy in town!"

##########[End of intro]##########

IGT: "Get a car and pick up the Cubans from outside Robina's Cafe."

IGT: "Get a car and pick up the Cubans"

+++[Get car and drive over to pick up the Cubans]+++

Cuban (in car): "We gonna fight like men!"

IGT: "Go and drop the Cubans off at the fight."

IGT: "Little Haiti will be swarming with rival gangsters trying to even the
score. Watch your back!"

+++[Drive over to the fight and exit car]+++

Rico: "Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! CHAAAAAARGE!"

IGT: "GET THEM ALL!!"

+++[Deal with first wave of enemies]+++

Rico: "Now, my brothers, CHAAARRRGGEE!!"

+++[Cubans get cut down by sniper]+++

Rico: "Sniper on the roof! They fight like girls! Take cover!"

"We need reinforcements from the cafe!"

+++[Reinforcements arrive]+++

Rico: "Take out that cowardly sniper!"

+++[Take out sniper]+++

IGT: "Finish them off so we can move forward."

+++[Deal with second wave of enemies]+++

Rico: "Fight like men with huge cojones!"

"Tommy, we have proved our manful bravery! Let us steal the van full of
drugs and make good our escape!"

++[Steal van]+++

IGT: "Return to Robina's Cafe with the Van and park it round the back."

##########[End of mission]##########

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"Not enough room, man, you need a bigger car."
"You fool, we needed that car."

Я говорю в очень хорошем смысле слова, вспомни EFLC и тамошнего депутата в бане)))

Мафия 2 никогда не порвёт гта 4!!!!!!
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